Originally written for a Secret Santa in 2012 and eventually posted in Red Lightbulbs (with other material from said Secret Santa), I always really liked this piece.

It came out unexpectedly unexpected.

I read it for the first time last night at Two Cookie Minimum.

I enjoyed reading it.

Anyway, you should let me know what you think.

You should also reblog it, because I can’t think of any other sad stories about Andrew Dice Clay on the internet.

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   Blast from the past.Andrew still hasn’t seen it :(

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36. charleyfoster said: It’s great. I really enjoyed reading it. I kept seeing his face.
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