Grounds for a Whoopin’ in San Francisco (2014 Edition)
It comes as no surprise that certain articles of clothing and accessories will guarantee a whoopin’ in modern day San Francisco. For those fresh off the boat, below serves as a guide for what might be expected once setting foot on the holier-than-thou lands of don’t-call-it-Frisco.
North Face apparel - Graffitied upon while being worn
Crocks - Tenderloin battery acid will be poured directly on your well ventilated footsies
Rubberized “toe shoes” - Peeled off and thrown to the sharks underneath the Golden Gate Bridge
Ugg boots - Set ablaze faster than a discarded Christmas tree on Valencia Street
American Apparel hoodies - Hood strings drawn taut with nautical knots unheard of since 1835
Fedora of any shape or size - Thrown into the Muni catenary wires in a blaze of redemptive glory
Trucker hat - Surprisingly, depending on the make and model, you still might be able to get away with this
heart-of-spite liked this
ticklefight posted this