18
Nov
Look, I like my women like I like my sandwiches. Thick and with French Fries ;) Fat Sal knows this and specially made the Fat Buffalo for my tum tum. Damn, they even put the fries in that thick ass bird so I don’t have to use both my dumb hands to eat those two things at once. Oh wait, you like mozzerella sticks, that’s in there too. The Fat buffalo is essentially buffalo chicken cozied up next to said fried things drenched in buffallo sauce all on a slab of French bread. Mmm, Fat Sal was like “imma clean out this ma'fuckin kitchen for just this one Sandwich”. This was made to be eaten in a bed.
Hey, if you’re eating this sober and/or haven’t cried shortly before hand this bitch ain’t for you. Your emotional stability has to be as untamed as that buffalo sauce.
Imma be real y'all, it was one of those nights where I was wildin out with some knuckleheads, dancing on my own like fucking Robyn. You know, just telling people to get a band aid or go to the hospital type of situations.
I woke up the next morning still drunk, not apologizing and ready to feast on something about the size of an overweight baby.
Decor
I’ve been watching a lot Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (U.S.) so I know what makes a good restaurant. Fat Sals nails it. It’s like your neighborhood deli but with like 3 TV screens and dumb hot rap joints locking down your ear. Damn! Straight up, they’ve got a basketball game playing while fucking Nascar is on. Dunks and shit while whips is killing it on the track.
Service
No contest. I always get this dude to cash me out with a weird ass stare. Yeah, I don’t know if he’s got astigmatism or he just doesn’t like his job, that’s not my fault. He’s definitely jealous I’m about to feast on this thick ass bird. Whatever kid, your break is in like an hour, talk to your scheduler. I guess he knows how the sausage is made. Sausage is delicious, have some respect. But he’s doing his job right. Let’s not play. This is a business transaction, I’m not here to follow you on Twitter, I’m at Fat Sals looking to feast. He’s keeping those social skills to a minimum like he should. Gordon Ramsey of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmare (US) would be like “yeah, good”.
Foreplay
I like to delay getting my eat on, to intensify that food climax. When I finally get that Fat Buffalo up in me, damn. So after I got my sandwich I got my flu shot (everybody get your flu shot, don’t be that person who everybody is like “yeah he got me sick -_-“), that Fat Buffalo was straight teasing me, I wanted to unwrap it right there at the Walgreens Pharmacy like a freak.
Feast
Whenever I come home to eat pants is definitely coming off. For that Fat Buffalo, I’m in just my boxers yo. It’s to avoid staining all my hot gear, buffalo sauce is going to be flying (investing in a bib is not required but highly recommended). also it’s just comfy. I’m laying in bed watching Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares (U.S.) on The Netflix and munching away. Shit is bliss.
Decor 10/10 TVs playing all types of sports
Service 9/10 weird stare from guy who just wants to eat my sandwich
Flu shot 6/10 why isn’t there a pill for this
Compatible for eating in a bed 8/10 you could make a slip and slide with all that buffalo sauce