2013 is nearly over and– like every other year– you are feeling shitty for not achieving most things (if any thing at all) that you began the year intending to achieve. LOL Y U NO LEARN ALREADY?
You did not lose weight; you probably gained some.
You did not get that promotion; you are probably unemployed.
You did not get a girl/boyfriend; you probably spent every night drinking whiskey and rewatching Love Actually.
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BUT do you know what will make you feel like less of a sweaty crust-ball?
GETTING A BIGGER TAX WRITE-OFF. That’s right, ya clammy doughball: If you donate to Lively Productions— the nonprofit that brings you Blogologues— you get to declare a tax write-off.
This might be the greatest thing to ever happen to you. You are welcome.
In case you cannot relate to this post and have made great leaps in your life this year, why don’t you stop being that jerk that everyone wants to punch and do something for someone else (AKA Blogologues) and donate. Thanks.
To all those cave-people who are only able read the bold words in an article: YOU DONATE TO BLOGOLOGUES. YOU GET TAX WRITE-OFF. EVERYBODY HAPPY.
With thanks,
Blogologues.