fluffmugger:

ok, seriously, saying I’m straight because I married someone with a cock is as stupid as saying I don’t find blondes or redheads attractive because he’s a brunette.

You are fixated on genitalia.  I am not.  I have delicately nibbled on as many sweet labia and fulsome breasts as I have clawed hairy backs and petted velvety cocks.   I enjoy both.  The person, however, that I finally deemed fit to rule alongside me in my hellish kingdom and lord over my minions simply happened to have the latter attached.