the best
(Source: SoundCloud / Zooash)
musings of a young lady who was enrolled in cotillion but did not learn proper etiquette because every sunday afternoon, she became afflicted with a terrible stomach ache. throughout the years she has used this same excuse to miss spelling tests, gym classes, boring school days, dinner parties with her parents, nights at random bars, and anything else she doesn't want to do. she is fluent in franglais, which is quite a feat, according to the united nations and she believes that she has a special bond with celebrities that share her birthday, just ask her best friends sheryl crow and jennifer aniston.
February 14, 2012