The real estate agent with the saloon mustache
- Customer: Mickey Mouse, I like your shirt.
- Me: (Looks down) Thanks!
- Customer: You know, I have MIckey Mouse with me too.
- Me: Is he tattooed on you?
- Customer: (walks over behind the counter and raises up one pants leg revealing a prosthetic leg)
- Me: (looking down and at the man sympathetic)
- Customer: I got a Mickey Mouse leg so children wouldn't be afraid of my leg. When they ask me what happend, I tell them it ran away and if you see a leg going down the street with the rest of Mickey that it's my leg. I see kids who are about to get amputated and they're scared about what's going to happen and Mickey is a sign that it's going to be okay.
