If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person:

My favorite food is pizza!

Homosexual Person:

Cool! My favorite food is pasta!

Bisexual Person:

I like both!

Pansexual Person:

Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.

Asexual Person:

I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.

Homophobic Person:

whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.