TIL watching this week’s SVU: never fuck with Olivia Benson. She will fuck you UP.
Is it weird that I kinda want to know what would happen if she met Susan Ivanova?
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#svu #badass #olivia benson #ivanovaIf I have to ask myself “Who are these pod people?” mid-fic, you have the right to back away from the keyboard. Anything you do write can and will be reviewed according to its merits. You have the right to a beta; if you cannot afford one (“luxery”?) then you need only ask around and one will probably come forward, free of charge. You can decide at any time to exercise these rights, even if you hang out at the Pit of Voles.
My mother wakes up out of a dead sleep, looks at ADA Cabot on the screen, and says, “Oh, that’s Bobby Flay’s wife.” [eta] and she can tell Cabot from Novak at twenty paces, which I can’t.
Much like her mother, she is a walking tabloid.
In my headcanon, Kathy and Olivia totally agree to share Elliot. Well, until they write him out. Which, terrible idea not to find a contract for Meloni that worked because I like this team.
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
oh, SVU fandom. <3
Obvious crack pairing is obvious: Kathleen Stabler/Alexis Castle. Bonus points if their parents ever actually have to meet.
aaaargh. You want something written, you write it yourself. Now there is Kathleen Stabler/Alexis Castle fic in the universe. Tomorrow it may even go up on AO3.
This is badass, too. Ginormous shell hole in the middle of your blackboard? Just teach around it, no big.
tessanne chin - dear lord this woman needs to win.
ray boudreaux - home (dl because obscure and excellent)
caroline pennell - because she’s sweet caroline and fuck you all
james wolpert - a case of you (dl because so faithful to original)
shelbie z - fancy (dl because badass + redneck)
kat robichaud?x? - gave it her own spin.
olivia henken - doing it better than k. perry
stephanie anne johnson - love her take on georgia on my mind
matthew schuler - wrecking ball
jacquie - song choice too old, singer too good to go
cole vos…damnit I can’t spell - maggie may
austin j - she talks to angels
tam(a)ra shauniece? - phrasing’s a little draggy; she’s trying to take it too fast for herself
amber nicole - beautiful most of the time, but the Big Note was so off-pitch that I can’t even
johnny gray - weak
preston - damn near killed his voice
will champlin - forgettable, and he is still performing
josh logan - fuck you, this is not right.
grey - some dumb song
nic hawk - blurred lines ahaaaaaaahahaha
How the fuck Hideaki Akaiwa got a hold of a wetsuit and a set of SCUBA gear is one of the great mysteries of the world. I’m roughly twenty hours into Fallout 3 and I’m lucky to come across a fucking vacuum cleaner in that godforsaken post-apocalyptic wasteland, yet this guy is in the middle of a real-life earth-shaking mecha-disaster and he’s coming up with oxygen tanks, waterproof suits, and rebreather systems seemingly out of thin air. I guess when you’re a truly unstoppable badass, you, by definition, don’t let anything stand in your way. You make shit happen, all the time, no matter what.
I have ceased, almost entirely, to hunger.
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I’ve been living in semi-unpacked mess for months, ever since I moved in back in November and immediately had to deal with a work crisis followed by holidays followed by travel. Cursory attempts at cleaning had been made, but it was scattered and last minute.
Today? I returned to my @unfuckyourhabitat roots, ate breakfast, put on my favorite cleaning playlist, and started some 45/15s.
Five hours later, and I can’t believe how clean and beautiful my bedroom is. I have such peace of mind, and I know I’ll sleep well tonight. This weekend the roommates and I are tackling the downstairs closets and I’m going to hang my art.
A few tips from today below the cut:
