fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

“form-fitting” clothes are canceled. it’s 2018 and from now on wearing completely shapeless fabric is in. i don’t want you to know where my legs end and where my neck begins. in this house we strive to emulate a blob. i want people to question if i even have a body under the absolute incoherency of my outfits. do i possess a shape? that’s for me to know and you to question for the rest of the day.

saw a video of a peacock flying and realized I had never seen that before I thought all they did was flex

People who promote juice cleanses and like Consuming charcoal literally sound like “doctors” in Ancient Greece who thought people could get “hysteria” when their uterus moved around the body at will towards and away good or bad smells like stop trying to get me to go on a liquid diet I know it’s you Pliny The Elder