i was recently informed that a certain group of cousins have basically been avoiding me since I was a kid because they thought i was “stuck up” and “too good for them”
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#bc they are assholes #plot twistFun fact, I was skyping with my mum and she had the most amazing combination of growling and whining my name when I told her I didn’t want to help her mug this lady she doesn’t like, and when I kept ignoring her.
I thought I’d try to replicate it for your amusement.
as you can tell my mother’s usual mode when dealing with me is: annoyed, exasperated, angry, or “HANA PAY ATTENTION TO ME”
the real question is
does this running gear belong to steve rogers or bucky barnes ??
Plot twist: it’s Coulson’s
Plot twist of the plot twist: It’s Tony’s
DOES IT GO WITH BOOBS? I WANT ONE
Guys… This is clearly Sam Wilson’s
One day all the Avengers show up to train together and they’re all wearing these.
Steve takes one look, turns around, and walks out.
Those two comments made my day.
plot twist in which a new york man is not crushed comically by a piano, but instead saved from being crushed compassionately by multiple pianos
Other plot twist, man becomes superhero because of pianos. Pianoman!
the youngish blonde guy sitting next to me on the train, wearing pastel pink bermuda shorts, loafers, and a blue and white striped polo with a white sweater draped across his shoulders, just opened his suitcase and it was just
piles of neatly folded pastel polo shirts
i was expecting a plot twist.
there was no plot twist.
sometimes it’s just polo shirts all the way down
Plot twist: They're arguing because Cas ordered Dean's burger with *gasp* lettuce
Anyway, this comic has been living rent-free in my head ever since I saw @spn-lesbian 's text post, and I had to nod my hat at the sheer genius of it + bonus Wendy's Sabriel shenanigans.
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