Comics and writing by a real girl in a cartoon world.
I'm Serious About Ice Cream
My sister (in the passenger's seat of my car):
"What is this?" (Pulls out a spoon.)
Me:
"That's my emergency spoon."
My sister:
"If this is your emergency weapon, then I'm sorry but you are not gonna make it."
Me:
"No, it's an emergency spoon for ice cream."
My sister:
"...."
Me:
"For the times when I buy a container of ice cream and I can't wait to go home to eat it."
My sister:
"Emergencies."
Me:
"Yeah."
My sister:
"It's not even disposable. It's just a gross metal spoon that you keep using and sticking back in your console."
Me:
"Relax. It's not like I asked you if you wanted to use it."
My sister:
"You are disgusting."
Me:
"Or am I really prepared for emergencies?"
My sister:
"And delusional."
