att:
Before you start your vehicle, pause all text/email/social media convos. Arrive to your destination safely. #itcanwait
[Fuck This Ad! (an homage to Jockey Full of Bourbon)
Notice that this is a fucking pitch from AT&T inserted onto your previously pristine Tumblr dashboard. It was re-posted 22,950 (now 22,951) times by your fellow tumblerettes demonstrating the universal asshole constant that holds there is always a population of assholes in any group & that number is always more than any of your estimates.]