The Atlantic uncovers a secret US Government DNA Collection Program:
“The U.S. government is surreptitiously collecting the DNA of world leaders, and is reportedly protecting that of Barack Obama. Decoded, these genetic blueprints could provide compromising information. In the not-too-distant future, they may provide something more as well—the basis for the creation of personalized bioweapons that could take down a president and leave no trace.”

I just found out what they’re gonna make with all this DNA: