the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
When I meet you, in that moment, I’m no longer a part of your future. I start quickly becoming part of your past. But in that instant, I get to share your present. And you, you get to share mine. And that is the greatest present of all.
So if you tell me I can do the impossible, I’ll probably laugh at you. I don’t know if I can change the world yet, because I don’t know that much about it — and I don’t know that much about reincarnation either, but if you make me laugh hard enough, sometimes I forget what century I’m in.
This isn’t my first time here. This isn’t my last time here. These aren’t the last words I’ll share.
But just in case, I’m trying my hardest to get it right this time around.
Jar of Awesome. The idea is you take a container and you fill it with papers detailing the awesome things that happen to you throughout the year. On New Year’s Eve, you open the jar and reflect on all those things. Think of it as the literal ‘counting of blessings’ in your past 365 days.
I want to call mine a Jar of Smiles, and here’s WHY.
(this is actually a great idea.)
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bus stop and like…. I’m not a bus so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the roof of St. Bart’s and like…. I’m not Sherlock Holmes so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the Tardis and like…. I’m not The Doctor so….yea
Every morning, we get a chance to be different. A chance to change. A chance to be better. Your past is your past. Leave it there. Get on with the future part.
im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there
the last one looks like he’s wearing cool shades l ike a cool dude wow that dud e is cCool
Hedwig and the Who the Fuck is This Kid
Hedwig and the Why the Fuck is This Car Flying
Hedwig and the I Could Have Told You That Wasn’t a Rat
Hedwig and the Of Course She Doesn’t Want to Go to the Ball With You
Hedwig and the This House is Janky as Hell
Hedwig and the Sorry Dumbledore is Dead Time for an Adventure
Hedwig and the NOT COOL J.K. ROWLING, NOT COOL
How am I supposed to stand being the one who’s always doing the waiting?
You were late. Not just once, not just a couple of times, but close to 95% of the time. How was I supposed to stand that? If your time is important, isn’t mine as important too?
I can’t stand being the one always waiting. You can’t stand me getting angry because you made me wait. You don’t even want to change. Not even for my sake.
That’s it. I’m leaving. We’re over.
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
Damn math fandom bloggers
thecommonchick