“i still don’t understand it. like it’s about a boy. who flies. and he doesn’t want to grow up. and he says, “hey, gurl and her lil bros, come with me and let’s never grow up” and then they go on adventures but pan is like, enemies with this guy with nice hair. and they fight. and then like, the place where you can’t grow up is full of sexy mermaids and a hot indian girl. and then the lady he kidnapped says, “i want to be an adult fuck this.” and he goes “fine bye” but he defeats the guy with nice hair and then that guy’s sidekick, the fat boy who is prematurely gray, i remember him being like, oh no, alligators. that’s what happens in peter pan.”
— when i tried to summarize peter pan, because i still don’t understand anything that happens in that movie