Max’s Dolores Park Halloween costume (via Facebook)

Best costume I have seen in 2009. My friend is very smart this year.

Happy Halloween, universe.

Oh, what was I, you ask? Well, I wore the same costume I wore last year, because I bought a ready-made one. Sexy Alice in Wonderland. Sad? But true. My thoughts on the “sexy noun” costumes are basically summed up with a hearty “why not?” Why not, indeed..