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concave-stomachs: “ smilebrighterthenthesun: “ crazyteenblogger: “ “ they’re coming home for the hoilday ” if you see this on your dash and don’t reblog judging you ” whenever i see them, i thank them. you dont even know half of what they go...
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they’re coming home for the hoilday

if you see this on your dash and don’t reblog judging you

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whenever i see them, i thank them. you dont even know half of what they go through

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Once when I told a soldier thank you, he was really surprised and said he didn’t get thank you’s a lot, and my heart just kinda fell out of my chest.

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What the hell? It makes no sense. I did nothing wrong in the accident. It was no fault of mine. I typically don’t fuck many things up. I lead a good life. I don’t do bad shit. Why am I always getting fucked? Always!

I’M ANGRY!

So, I was on xbox live earlier talking to a friend of mine. There was another dude in the party. This guy could be simply described as a self-righteous, bitter, condescending douchey asshat. He told me English was a stupid degree. He told me that anyone can be a writer and you don’t need a degree for it. He called me stupid. He also criticized my college. Ugh! Someone cheer me up?

English Major Pissed off Angry College

Pardon my French, but pick up lines are fucking stupid.

I hate them.

Wouldn’t it be much more romantic, respectable, and overall more awesome to just talk to a girl like a human being and then charm her without the use of some cliche, stupid one liner? 

A friend of mine swears by them, but I never intend on actually using a pick up line ever again. I never have used one! Never will! I have too much pride and dignity to use a fucking one line piece of bullshit to get a girl to notice me. Sorry, I’d rather not be a fucking tool.

pick up lines stupid relationship

Waiting for the Moon

I can remember when

                I was your world and you were mine, back then

I waited for the moon

                And I wished it would come soon

It came the same time every day

                And always left and went on its way

The only sign of light

                In the darkness of the night

It seems these days the moon

                Comes much slower

                               And it has become a dull glow

Poetry Poem Moon Love Friends Change

Oh dear lord.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear!!!

A few friends of mine recently subscribed to this promiscuous female on facebook. She’s posted numerous scantily clad and unclad pictures of herself. Guys are hitting on her and flirting with her and trying to get with her.

Through some detective work, I’ve determined that she is only 15.

What the hell is wrong with society? This world is seriously messed up.

Seriously this is just terrible.

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an incomplete list of the batshit insane things hermione’s done

levitatingbiscuits

-prioritized her education over her life

-instantly became ride or die with harry after the troll incedent

-set snape on fire

-brewed an illegal potion for two months in the girls’ bathroom

-turned into a furry

-immediate thought upon encountering a giant murdersnake was ‘better make sure the others find this page on my helpless petrified body bc god knows they won’t figure it out themselves’

-wanted to take finals after like a month in a magical coma

-traveled through time to get even more homework

-figured out lupin was a werewolf and didn’t tell anyone because he was a relatively competent teacher compared to magic ryan seacrest and literal voldemort

-essentially snatched trelawney’s weave gotdamn

-slugged draco malfoy, terrified him and his hulking buddies into running, went back in time to watch it again

-confronted a werewolf and his alleged mass murderer friend because, again, ride or die

-broke time travel laws in order to jailbreak azkaban escapee and his pet hippogriff

-dated an international sports star

-put up with all the vile shit rita skeeter wrote about her

-joined secret order dedicated to fighting voldemort

-put up with harry’s shit

-imprisoned a woman in a jar for months, blackmailed her into doing what she wanted

-formed and organized secret defense class, peer pressured harry into leading it

-permanently disfigured the girl who ratted them out. snitches get stitches.

-manipulated the shit out of umbridge

-basically left her to rot in the forbidden forest

-went to fight death eaters with like six of her mates despite her misgivings (RIDE. OR. DIE.)

-immediately agreed to destroy the dark lord’s soul with her buddies despite not having any idea how (RIDE! OR! DIE!)

-mind wiped her parents and made them go to australia to keep them safe

-essentially singlehandedly kept harry and ron alive and functional for the majority of the deathly hallows

-wore the locket while still managing not to be a shithead

-got the shit tortured out of her by bellatrix lestrange. didn’t go insane.

-fought in the battle of hogwarts. didn’t die.

-was unfailingly loyal and did everything she could to keep harry safe for seven years, even when he was quite frankly being a jackass

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