By the third week of the semester, the average...

“By the third week of the semester, the average Marist student has probably pulled their first all-nighter, and not a fun one that entails lots of sex after a vivacious night of dry-humping at Darby’s. The pile-up of homework after two missed Mondays of class has likely caused many students to fall into a sexless, back-to-school funk. There is a simple, self-reliant solution to the issue of working sex into a tight, homework-ridden schedule.”