I think we ought to portmanteau EVERYTHING that we do by text. Imagine it. We could have ‘banxting’ (banking by text) or ‘voxfaxting’ (casting X Factor votes by text), or even ‘cunxting’ (dumping people by text). Behold the future!

On sexting, a not-quite-LUV&HAT that Stuart Heritage and I did for xoJane.