glitterandicecreamohmy:

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monkeytoybox:

damnaveragesheep:

loonylunabelle:

In case you missed my silliness on Twitter, I decided to pull out ALL THE DILDOS today for pictures. This here is every non-motorized piece of silicone in my collection.  Behold the majesty and mayhem!  Vibrating things, glass and metal will get their turn but… uh, yeah.  The dildo photography is a Major Project.

Photos will (eventually) get posted in a gallery (or two or three) on Ye Olde Blog.  But for now, I have to pick some dildos up off my front lawn, and continue the photo binge.

I want to bathe in toys.

Needs some Scrooge McDuck diving in.

#you get an extra hour in the dong pit

how much fucking money is that worth

Is that a fucking Ice Cream dildo in the bottom right?

WHY YOU WANNA FUCK ICE CREAM

because it’d be really cool

frostbitch

silentbutgolden

How our bathroom is going to look

GOTDAMN

🙌