Posted 11 years ago
Potential Titles For My Future Memoir, PART DEUX!
-The Rape-ier The Bar, The Better The Happy Hour
-Canned Corn For Dinner, And Other Post-Karaoke Decisions
-The Finger Gun Saga: Why I Didn’t Get The Job Or The Second Date
-Pun Shunned
-I Sneezed On A Lady At Work And Felt Nothing
-Butt Touching
-The Night Of A Thousand Vaginas
-How RuPaul Taught Me To Love
-I Hate Everybody
-LA Life: Everyone Here Is Better Looking Than Me
-Friday Night Prunes