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Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’

Amy Schumer [x] (via rashaka)

Some guys seem to have this mindset that the condition of a woman wanting to fuck them is this super-delicate balance.  Like “okay, I got sex lined up, NOBODY BREATHE OR YOU’LL RUIN IT,” and then if anything happens to distract the woman one bit, it can all just collapse in an instant.

Trust me, fellas, if a woman really wants to fuck you… it’s not that fragile.  She can be reminded that she has friends, even be reminded that other men exist, and her desire to fuck you will probably not pop like a soap bubble.

(via pervocracy)
 
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