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Jul

So, Michael’s sister wrote gay smutfic of Michael and I:

pantslesswrock:

Michael walks in the door, returning from a grocery store run. Arms full of food, he walks across the house towards the kitchen. In the T.V. room, his roommate , Bobby, sat watching tv. Michael put away the groceries and walked onto the other room to plop down on the couch next to him.
Bobby had “That 70’s Show” playing on marathon, it was Michael and Bobby’s favorite show of all time.
“Did you buy the groceries?” Bobby asked, not glancing from the T.V
“Yeah I got some peanut butter since we were out, because you keep eating all the damn peanut butter!” Michael replied jokingly, but still in a persistent tone, just trying to keep the conversation going.
“What else did you get?” Asked Bobby hungrily. Michael chuckled and replied, “Some vegetables, sauce, junk food, etc. Oh, and some stuff for tonight.” Bobby looked over at his friend. “What’s going on tonight?” He asked. Michael didn’t turn to meet his gaze when he said, “Something special. A surprise, you’ll see.” Still curious, Bobby turned back to the T.V.”
They continue to watch the tv for about an hour and a half. Michael gets up, declaring “I’m gonna go take a shower.”
“okay” Bobby said as he walked off towards the bathroom. It was about midnight, and they were the only ones home. Bobby thinks to himself, like he has been for the past hour and a half, what was gonna happen tonight. I have no clue what is gonna happen  tonight. I wonder what he got anyways?? Before he could even think about trying to find out what was purchased, he heard Michael call his name from the bathroom.
“Hey Bobby, could you bring me a towel? There isn’t any in here.” Michael yelled across the house.
“Oh, sure.” Bobby yelled over. He decided to turn the t.v off since the marathon was ending in a half an hour anyways and Bobby was sure Michael was planning to do something fairly soon. He walked over to the towels at the other side of the house, right next to the bathroom door. He picked one up and didn’t even bother knocking since they didn’t really have any boundaries. As soon as he opened the door, hot steam was released from the bathroom.
Bobby walked in slowly. He jumped when he saw Michael standing right in front of him, naked. He backed away a bit, blushing madly. Michael walked over to him, and held his head. He pulled Bobby up to his lips and began kissing him. Michael pushed him over to a wall, pinning him against the surface. His tongue fought to enter Bobby’s mouth, but Bobby wasn’t quite ready yet. He pushed away Michael and asked, “So uh.. what was in that bag that you didn’t want to tell me?” His friend just smiled and went back to kissing him. Bobby’s mouth had still been open and so Michael took advantage of this. His tongue entered and swirled around.

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  1. pcgflowers said: tag this w/ nsfw
  2. pcgflowers said: WHA T
  3. raverush said: but didn’t you switch to boxer-briefs?
  4. raverush said: This can only be read in Michael’s impression of his sister’s voice.
  5. blooper-boy reblogged this from ignoremymanymistakes
  6. blooper-boy said: As your ex, and someone who has lived with both of you, I am torn between laughing my head off and noticing the little things that are spot on.
  7. ignoremymanymistakes posted this