I'll be your Link if you be my Zelda

idiopathicsmile

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

lizardywizard

did you mean Mornington Crescent

responsible-reanimation

sorion

If you’ve never seen this video, WATCH IT!

puddleducknip

Is this… not how youre supposed to play chess?

221acciotardis

Even Gallifrey came back before Sherlock

puddleducknip

HAHAHAHA shutupandleavesherlockalonebitch

kingofwesteros

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

darmonee

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

goldentot

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

puddleducknip

Is that gif creating Rowan Atkinson?

charlesoberonn

My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Me: You want me to stop making puns.

My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.

My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.

Me: It really is the duelity of man.

My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*

charlesoberonn

Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.

My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*

charlesoberonn

Me:

charismatic-hothead

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury is dead and this is a transcription of our final interaction.

minerfromtarn

Pffffft

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

O.O

this is how I die

luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeersweetheart

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-emeralds

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

oliviasblogisawesome

The Gravity Falls one though

fairylightshowell

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

artfulaveryhofferd

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

sirdragneel

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

smol-bean-who-cant-scream

ITS BACK AND ITS BETTER THAN EVER