Cur Non

I sit in the DAWG POUND every year. Every women in a fifty foot radius looks and talks like Catelynn from Teen Mom. Every one of these women insists that she doesn’t have an accent because people in Cleveland don’t have accents. Every one of these women insists that she is attractive because she “looks like a real woman.” In reality, they look like wildebeasts [sic] and sound like extras from the Drew Carey show.