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Coming up next, a new fad that’s sweeping the nation: wasting food.
And now, my exclusive interview with his Holiness, Pope John Paul II.
I said step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-step, not step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-pause! Ooh, shudder!
Marge: This afternoon, I’ll take you to the beauty parlor and show you just how lovely you can be.
Bart: And later I’ll teach you the tricks of the trade: taping your swimsuit to your butt, petroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile, and the ancient art of padding.
Ramona: Amber Dempsey.
Bitsy: In the same week she was “Pork Princess” and “Little Miss Kosher.”
Lisa: She’s beautiful.
Ramona: Wait. She’s about to bring out the big guns.
Bitsy: Eyelash implants.
Lisa: I thought those were illegal.
Bitsy: Not in Paraguay.
all jokes aside, this is a much better representation of my experience having a baby:
