Bruce Springsteen isn’t your godfather, you’re not part Cherokee, you didn’t invent LOLcats, you were not raised in Paris, you’ve never been on Donald Trump’s yacht, rap-battled with Eminem, or hooked up with Dawson’s-Creek-era Katie Holmes. Fuck it, maybe you did invent LOLcats. I still won’t have sex with you.
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