“Oh, so like, you think freckles are cute. That’s cool”
“No. I have an actual fetish.”
“Well, what does that mean?”
“I don’t want to talk about it right now.”
(Jokingly) “Haha, so is this like an Oedipal Complex thing? Does your mom have freckles? Ha”
“Well she does have freckles…but I mean…”
“Oh my god. I have to go.”
Don’t ever call me again.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by the delightful Jennie Pierson.
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