You Won’t Talk to Me in Public

So, I’m not hallucinating, right? We are dating each other? I mean, I hope I’m not just losing my mind, because we DID come here together in the same car. From the same apartment? After having the same sex together? It’s just weird that you’re standing ALL the way on the other side of this party, talking to a really good looking person, and avoiding eye contact with me. You know, call me crazy, but you seem like you don’t want people to know about us! I think what tipped me off was when we were in the car and you said, “I don’t want people to know about us.”