GUESTBREAKER: We Already Dated

Oh, hey! Yeah, it has been awhile. Things have been good, they’re going good. What? Dinner to catch up? No, I don’t really think that’s a good idea. Why? Because if I recall correctly, you stopped returning my calls. No? You don’t remember that part? That’s not surprising, since you also forgot my birthday. And then you started flirting with my friends. And embarassing me in front of my parents. And embarassing me in front of YOUR parents. So no, I don’t really think catch up would be a good idea. But, thanks for the self esteem boost! I’m going to go back to blocking all my memories of you now.

 A Guest Dealbreaker written by Hannah.