GUESTBREAKER: You Aren’t a Real Person, Just a Coat on a Coat-rack in the Dark
I was really interested in you when I woke up half asleep and you were in the corner of my room being mysterious and brooding, but I turned on a light to reveal you were just a coat on a coat rack. The excitement faded. DEALBREAKER!
A Guest Dealbreaker written by David Seger.
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These are DEALBREAKERS and they are capable of ruining everything.
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