GUESTBREAKER: At The Movies You Only Laugh At The Unfunny Parts That Were In The Commercials
You’re the one that suggested this movie and it seemed pretty hilarious. And it did end up being pretty hilarious. And at first I was so glad that we had the...

GUESTBREAKER: At The Movies You Only Laugh At The Unfunny Parts That Were In The Commercials

You’re the one that suggested this movie and it seemed pretty hilarious.  And it did end up being pretty hilarious.  And at first I was so glad that we had the same sense of humor…but then you acted a fool when the parts they showed during the commercials came on.  You hyena-ed it up like a mofo and the side-eye I kept throwing you was starting to hurt my face.

How are you even laughing?  It’s like your little brother telling you a fart joke he didn’t think you would laugh at but you did so then he told it to you four more times.  It’s done.  Its time has passed.  God.  Would you shut up?  This is getting embarrassing.

You know what.  I think that popcorn upset my stomach.  Would you mind just dropping me off?  No, I feel terrible!  Thanks for everything.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Nicole James.

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