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Apr

A woman, who I’m pretty sure is somehow related to Rebecca Black, has no friends to tell her she should have given up her dream of success as a singer way back when back when her frosted hair was still in style. Lisa Gail Allred found the drum loops and guitar tracks on Garage Band and made herself the star of her very own music video for her hit song “3 Second Rule.’ Judging from the shit I heard on the radio this morning, you can expect this song to be number one on the charts within a week. Can’t wait till the 30 somethings playing teens on Glee cover this shiz.