Miss Maraudeur

It's not an orientation problem, it's a vagina problem

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keyclonebud asked: Faerie | Nymph | Siren | Fury | Incubus

Thank you!! You have no idea how much I need the entertainment right now!

Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Probably rob a bank. I mean I’d keep working and all, but not having any money problems would be fantastic.
Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
I’m absolutely boring. I’m either silent or I mutter to myself. I probably look like a nutcase! I mean I don’t dance and I don’t sing (except in my car!).

Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
I’d have someone rich put me on their testament? loll I don’t know!

Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
‘Your grandma is in the hospital’. I mean, my grandmother is actually fine. The fear isn’t that realistic. It’s just that her health has been naturally decreasing in the last few years and although she’s still fine, every time my mum says 'you know your grandma isn’t as healthy as she used to be’ i shudder. I love the living hell out of that woman. She means the world to me and losing her will be a huge kick in the teeth and a really hard time for me. So I hope it isn’t for a longgggg longggg time still.

Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
1. Smile. Like really smile.
2. be witty. Wits are attractive as fuck.
3. or confident witty.
4. or just plain confident.
5. want me? That sounds a lot more desperate than I mean it. What I mean is… getting hit on with fashion but confidence and unapologetic behaviour is something I find very attractive.
6. Be themselves.
That’s pretty much it.