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Hey hotties. Apparently, we are still living in the ice age, and global warming might skid us back into another mini-ice age. I am no meteorologist, but I do have a fashion tip for the cold days.
How to look good in the ice age
1. Eat more, since it’s gonna be cold, it’s only sensible to store some blabber
2. Grow more hair for insulation
3. Steal other animals’ skin and hair
4. UGG boots may finally be fashionably acceptable
5. Too bad that the mammoths are extinct, or else we could wear them like a down jacket
6. Alternatively, we can just find an excuse to make a mammoth costume
This tutorial is brought to you by Linus & The Feel Good Factory.
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