They have outlined an incentive plan to further my emotional/romantic development.
My mother has said that she’ll be disappointed if I haven’t had a smooch by the time I turn 21.
The whole family has that that for five bucks, I must go on at least two dates with a boy (who likes women, in some capacity) in whom I am romantically interested.
For another ten dollars, I must have a mouth-to-mouth kiss lasting at least three seconds.
For another twenty, I must go the full coitus.
Should I attempt to bamboozle my way out of this (loopholing, etc.), the contract will be void and I will receive no money.
This is an exceedingly desperate move on their part, and I think they overestimate how much I care.
sexysalomonandthecurtainchild reblogged this from vanilla-pancake-face and added:
Do you have to split the money with the boy?
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