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Sep

Lovely morning shopping on 5th Ave, until I had to stand in line behind this obnoxious girl’s behind.
Bitch, Harem pants like these are NOT okay. Purples not flattering in the first place, and you look hideous with the crotch part of the pants...

Lovely morning shopping on 5th Ave, until I had to stand in line behind this obnoxious girl’s behind. 

Bitch, Harem pants like these are NOT okay. Purples not flattering in the first place, and you look hideous with the crotch part of the pants drooping to the floor. Youre at H&M, buy some new pants. 

Not to mention she was talking loud as fuck to her friends who are right in front of her. BITCH, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW YOURE SO HUNGOVER RIGHT NOW AND FELT LIKE PUKING AT YOGA. I could care less about youre issues, 

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