Change yourself in the way you want everyone else to change Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be jerks Avoid thinking about winning the lottery while making love Brainwash yourself before someone nasty beats you to it Confess big secrets to people who aren’t very interested Write a love letter to your evil twin during a lunar eclipse Fool the tricky red beasts guarding the Wheels of Time Locate the master codex and add erudite graffiti to it Dream up wilder, wetter, more interesting problems Change your name every day for a thousand days Kill the apocalypse and annihilate Armageddon Exaggerate your flaws till they turn into virtues Brag about what you can’t do and don’t have Get a vanity license plate that reads KZMYAZ Bow down to the greatest mystery you know Make fun of people who make fun of people

Rob Brezsny,  PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings. 

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