So I sneezed this morning and my dog walked up to me to see if I was okay and she smelled me then licked me and walked away. This means I’m either plagued or cured
Me: *tries to be funny*
My followers: shut up we aren’t going to reblog you
Me: ……*still tries to be funny*
Have you ever seen something so funny/cool/delicious/artsy/etc on your timeline and you’re like “yo I totally gotta reblog this” and halfway through reblogging it you realize you’re reblogging yourself… Because I have…
when you have great text post ideas but not enough followers to make it viral.
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
