i like to start off my sentence with a lower case letter aND THEN GO ALL CAPS AND MAKE IT SOUND REALLY DRAMATIC
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Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one
I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but if you ask I will give you everything and I fucking despise that
people that will always talk in caps with you are the best people because that means instant friendship
What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée?