sleeping til coffee — raemanzu: rnalias: a clone trooper who makes...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rnalias

a clone trooper who makes puns on and off the battlefield to help his brothers feel more at ease

"i went to alderaan once on assignment.  i met a girl there… it didn’t quite work out.  i guess you could say that i was looking for love in alderaan places.”

"i wanted to buy general skywalker a gift but you know it’s impossible to get gifts for jedi….they feel your presents."

"if jedi carry lightsabers…who carries the heavysabers?"

and everyone hates him. except not really.

raemanzu

omg your “basically cut up if he’d survived” is so great. I want this. I WANT THIS. WHY COULDn’T WE HAVE THIS.

Echo made really awkward puns when he was a cadet… too bad I doubt he will now… 

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