Anonymous asked: so whats the deal with like clit vs vaginal orgasms? do women even get pleasure from penetration or is that just in porn?
angry-environmentalist-deactiva:
the female orgasm can be extremely complicated, but with patience, can be attainable through rigorous practice. i’ll explain what i do to achieve orgasm, but keep in mind that every woman is different.
i like to do it when i get out of the shower, when i’m clean and fresh. I light a few candles and put on some soft music. i usually place my toys in a little box under my nightstand. I usually use a 20ft long Ethernet cable and plug it into my bellybutton. i download all of the software and updates needed to upgrade my asshole and pussy. I then insert a 8” floppy disk directly into my sphincter (make sure to use lube, the bigger the floppy disk the more RAM in my clit = bigger orgasm). Meanwhile, I remove the Ethernet cable from my bellybutton and insert it into my asshole. And this is when i start feeling the gigabytes tickling my pink pulsing pussy. At this point, I remove my left eyeball and plug my iPod into the socket and download all of the top hits of the month. The orgasm then starts to build and build, and when it comes I spastically climax all over my bed and then i go to a coma and die.
So yes, women do get pleasure from penetration and clit/vaginal orgasms are real and most porn is not what RL sex is like thank you goodbye
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