Anonymous asked:

I have been writing Charmed fan fiction since 1999. I can't stand Charmed anymore but I keep writing. My head is bursting with plots, love interests and new Whitelighter mythology. I am currently outlining a 16 part crossover with Hemlock Grove. Please make it stop. I am so tired of describing Phoebe's pout. Help me.

erotiterrorist Answer:

Oh man, that is tough. I don’t normally recommend this but since it is fan fiction, I have to. Go see a Scribologist and ask for a Writer’s Block. They will insert it directly into your brain and it will stop you from writing. They used to be expensive but since Obamacare, the price has dropped a lot and might actually be free under your health plan.

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