hookersorcake: “ Of the many things we discovered on the planet earth, the concept of love was the funniest. If two people agreed they were in love, they could do about anything they wanted to the each other. Mostly though, they just had a ton of...

hookersorcake:

Of the many things we discovered on the planet earth, the concept of love was the funniest. If two people agreed they were in love, they could do about anything they wanted to the each other. Mostly though, they just had a ton of sex. They had sex in automobiles, movie theaters, in churches, bathrooms, hot air balloons, giftshops, and even prisons. Oftentimes this spontaneous fucking would give way to cohabitation. Cohabitation was so people could fuck like respectable citizens in the quiet dark and buy knick-knacks, but mostly cohabitation was a big nest for their babies.

That was another funny thing. The most sacred thing on planet earth was babies. And babies were not sexy. In fact babies were jerks who shit themselves and screamed and were always sick. Even worse the babies grew up to be the most disposable and ordinary things imaginable. Adults. Fodder for wars, minimum wage earners, some even became dentists.  

Babies were sacred because they represented a possibility.

Usually they turned out like everyone else, boring adults who sole purpose was fucking and more babies. But every so often one of the babies would become a famous ball thrower or a gleaming toothed movie star. The best babies though were the ones born without empathy. This allowed them to devise clever plans to legally steal from other babies. Figuring out a way to legally steal was the ultimate goal. That and fucking. But if you had free stolen money fucking was easy.

Stranger still, there were a few people on planet earth who were not interested in fucking or babies or money. These people were dangerous because they were obviously insane. They developed their brains and communed with nature. Some of them drew pictures or sang songs just for the fun. I knew one who fed people. She just wandered about and found hungry people and fed them. She never said anything about it to anyone. She just fed the hungry. And there were plenty of hungry people around. What with all the fucking and thieves and dentists.

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Mar 03, 2015
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