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1. It was so hot today in New York City I barely had the energy to be rude to tourists
2. Right...
If Melania Were in My Freshman Comp Class
Hey, Melania, do you have a minute? It’s about your...
Even though it’s been nearly 10 years since the original lazy pup passed away, he still visits me...
Must stay home until Girl Scout Cookies disappear from stores....
Sometimes I just can’t stand it.
Look at you. When did you turn into such a stunning, little...