Target: Tom Hardy Butt
In reference to Jennifer and I’s gif skirmish the other day, which began when she naked man’d my man and ended with Tom Hardy getting shot in the butt…
me: AAH! I found a great gif of the butt shot. Perfection. THE DAY IS MINE.
Erin: YOU WIN! I am so jealous of your gifhunting skills.
me: Of course, it’s meant to be retaliation, but I’m giving her Hardy butt, which she’ll love. So I don’t win? … I win at friendship!
Erin: It is impossible to retaliate with jennifer since she’s so damn cute
me: It is! It’s a cute force field. All attacks hit the shield and get turned into bunnies and stuff.
Erin: So obnoxious.
Jennifer and I love each other soooo much. Erin and I love loving Jennifer sooooo much.
Even if she does have that annoying bunny shield.
WAIT, did you two conspire against me with the Hardy butt shot? I am more than okay with that, for the tumblr record, I am for butt conspiracies. I am for ughbutts conspiring. I am for loving you both so much! You both WIN at friendship <3
But Butt, do not picture me cute. Picture me a cloud of swears in almost the same outfit from yesterday,for no fun reason. Picture me a Luke Danes-esque grumbly mumbly woman-child minus the baseball cap, because, sportz, GEEZUS.
There are bunnies and goats. Biting, swearing, bunnies and goats.
okay, it all still somehow manages to sound a bit cute, I think it’s the filter of the internet.
What I do seem to have a consistent knack for, is endearing myself to really amazing people.
Jennifer. You should know this by now.
Erin and I have TRULY warped senses of what is cute. I mean, YES, bunnies and kitties are apart of it. But almost everything is cute and adorable to us, unless they’re despair or wrath inspiring.
We all KNOW you’re Bitey and lovelier for being Bitey.
Erin and I (and pretty much everyone else in the mafia) have a need to find things awesome and adorable. You and Erin have a Bronson breakfast blog! For Pete’s sake, to a normal person, that is not adorable. But I find the fact that you guys have a bit devoted to that particular movie… crazy fucking adorable.
We’re all adorably off-putting and oddly charismatic.
I’m just glad we all found each other.
(via jennhoney)
