sometimes I’m like “lol I’m so lucky I dont like boys”
but then I’m like “wait. I do like boys. I forgot”
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I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.
Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.
me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like
me now that the heat is Here:
