Miami Dolphins 2012 NFL Draft drinking game
Miami Dolphins-specific rules
Chug your entire drink if…
» Kiper or Mayock calls Miami’s first-round pick a “reach,” says the Dolphins did not get good “value” or says there is “bust-potential” in their selection. If both say it or it is reiterated with extreme passion, chug TWO drinks.
Chug half your drink if…
» Miami trades back in the first round. Chug the other half if they trade back twice.
Chug your entire drink if…
» Miami trades out of the first round completely.
Chug half your drink if…
» The 2007 footage of Miami passing on Brady Quinn and drafting Ted Gin, Jr. is shown.
Chug half your drink if…
» Miami passes on Ryan Tannehill and/or Justin Blackmon, whether or not you actually want the Dolphins to draft one of them.
Chug half your drink if…
» Miami drafts a lineman in the first round. Finish the drink if it is an offensive lineman.
Take two sips if…
» Bill Parcells comments on Miami’s first-round pick. Take two more sips if he commends the pick or Jeff Ireland (half your drink if he praises both).
Take two sips if…
» Ireland’s incident with Dez Bryant is brought up.
Take two sips every time…
» An analyst says Miami has/had no choice but to draft Tannehill.
Take two sips every time…
» An analyst calls the Dolphins a “laughing stock,” “embarrassing” or uses any other derogatory terms.
Take one sip every time…
» Ireland or Stephen Ross is mentioned by name.
Take one sip every time…
» Peyton Manning, Jeff Fisher, Matt Flynn, Alex Smith or any former Dolphins quarterback (Marino, Fiedler, Lemon, Beck, etc.) is mentioned.
General rules
Take a sip…
» Every time Roger Goodell gets booed
» Every time you hear a team’s name spelled out by the crowd.
» When the montage of Jets fans booing their past selections is shown.
» Every time a player’s suit or fashion choice is mentioned.
» Every time a team makes a trade.
» Every time Trent Dilfer gives his opinion about a quarterback.
» Every time any New Orleans scandal is mentioned.
Take two sips…
» If the Patriots make a trade.
» If the Patriots are praised either for stockpiling draft picks or being a historically successful franchise when it comes to the draft.
» If the Patriots draft a player from Florida (four if it is Janoris Jenkins).
» Every time Tim Tebow is mentioned.
» If the Vikings not getting their pick in on time is joked about or actually happens.