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/// ▲▲▲ \\\ Witches are all about good fitness. Since the maximum weight brooms can carry is around 120 lbs. (about the weight of 150 sacrificed doves), witches are required to be fit and in some cases even anorexic. The price of boo-ty… On a side...

 /// ▲▲▲ \\\ Witches are all about good fitness. Since the maximum weight brooms can carry is around 120 lbs. (about the weight of 150 sacrificed doves), witches are required to be fit and in some cases even anorexic. The price of boo-ty… On a side note, witches say “boo,” not ghosts, hence the pun. Most witches are still pretty angry about this misconception so if you ever want to make a witch angry say, “Look at me, I’m just like Casper the Friendly Ghost because I’m using the word ‘boo.’” Very clever. Very insult. The only way to make a witch angrier, of course, is to burn him/her at the stake. /// ▲▲▲ \\\